I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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