Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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