We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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