she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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