She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Less talking, more tequila
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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