i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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