How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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