I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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