You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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