I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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