i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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