The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
