I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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