god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
