found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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