i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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