matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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