Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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