I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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