I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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