so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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