Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just gargled with NyQuil
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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