His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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