Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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