he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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