k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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