the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
