when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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