everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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