its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
did you just send me my own nude
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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