Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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