I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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