Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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