she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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