You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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