Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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