Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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