nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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