dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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