Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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