Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
