It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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