white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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