Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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