To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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