I feel like I'm in dance class right now
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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