Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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