and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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