dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
