Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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