what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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