And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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