Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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