I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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