what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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